“We must say. These new Weebon novel titles are definitely getting a little out of hand,” Zexa Xeza said.
The twin priestesses Zexa of the Sundial and Xeza of the Moondial had had their own unique and somewhat unusual rotating fashion of speaking ever since they had transformed into the time elementals that they were today. They had just finished up their relatively new books, freshly imported from Weebon. The pair of novels hadn’t even lasted the week it had taken them to arrive at the dungeon. Well, they almost did, given that the dungeon in question was now within eyesight. Julia, the paladin and the dual priestesses’ girlfriend wouldn’t have put it past them to have timed it that way.
Of course, it wasn’t like they had purchased just the pair. No, the wagon was carrying a whole shelf’s worth of novels. The twins had even gotten one book gift-wrapped for Julia, though much to her displeasure, they had insisted on keeping it wrapped up until today.
“Oh, Julia, just listen to these titles,” the twins said, snickering. They then began to list off some of their favorites.
“Is it ok to feminize monsters and adventurers when remodeling a dungeon?”
“I took an arrow to the junk, but instead of retiring, I decided to get a sex change. Now I’m adventurering as the hero’s girlfriend.”
“I was reborn as the Demon King’s overpowered daughter, but I’d rather just be a gyaru housewife.”
“Grim death dark black evil soul chaos time: True Ultimate Revengeance for being summoned to another world.”
Julia had to cringe, especially at that last one as it was spoken in stereo on both sides of her. A memory flashed before her of the first day her girlfriends had been transformed. Their initial panic at being inside of each-other’s head all of a sudden. To them, it seemed that they were going to lose their individuality all together at that point. Luckily, Julia was able to get them through this hurdle, and they were now using their unusual way of speaking for all sorts of nice purposes, Including those where Julia ended up without clothes on the bed...
