“We
must say. These
new Weebon
novel
titles are definitely
getting a
little
out of hand,”
Zexa
Xeza said.
The
twin priestesses Zexa of the Sundial and Xeza of the Moondial had had
their own unique and somewhat unusual rotating fashion of speaking
ever since they had transformed into the time elementals that they
were today. They had just finished up their relatively new books,
freshly imported from Weebon. The pair of novels hadn’t even lasted
the week it had taken them to arrive at the dungeon. Well, they
almost did, given that the dungeon in question was now within
eyesight. Julia, the paladin and the dual priestesses’ girlfriend
wouldn’t have put it past them to have timed it that way.
Of
course, it wasn’t like they had purchased just the pair. No, the
wagon was carrying a whole shelf’s worth of novels. The twins had
even gotten one book gift-wrapped for Julia, though much to her
displeasure, they had insisted on keeping it wrapped up until today.
“Oh,
Julia, just listen to
these titles,”
the
twins said, snickering. They then began to list off some of their
favorites.
“Is
it ok to feminize monsters and
adventurers
when remodeling a dungeon?”
“I
took an arrow to the junk, but instead of
retiring, I decided to get a sex change.
Now
I’m adventurering
as
the hero’s girlfriend.”
“I
was reborn as the Demon King’s
overpowered
daughter, but I’d rather
just
be a gyaru housewife.”
“Grim
death dark black evil soul chaos time: True
Ultimate
Revengeance for being summoned to another world.”
Julia
had to cringe, especially at that last one as it was spoken in stereo
on both sides of her. A memory flashed before her of the first day
her girlfriends had been transformed. Their initial panic at being
inside of each-other’s head all of a sudden. To them, it seemed
that they were going to lose their individuality all together at that
point. Luckily, Julia was able to get them through this hurdle, and
they were now using their unusual way of speaking for all sorts of
nice purposes, Including those where Julia ended up without clothes
on the bed...
